(Written in the spirit of fun and, oh yes, Happy New Year!)
My New Year’s resolution shouldn’t bring no retribution ‘cause I’m talkin’ diminution of disease.
I wanna get the word out that a vax can be the knockout of that thing that takes you right down to your knees.
There ain’t no use in lyin’ it can hurt you ‘til you’re cryin’ and you may go into hidin’ from nursies.
But if you are a brave one and you wait until they’re all done you’ll be superhero topgun wait and see.
We’re almost at the finish let me just say I have one wish that is sure to bring you all up short you see.
This year I’d like to make it through and manage not to take from you a boatload of your nasty old cooties.
(Rewrites are welcome! Send us your version or something entirely new and we’ll post it!)